Phrases we'd rather NOT hear during recording.

 

• I didn't fart…that was just the chair squeaking again.
   
• I think you just drank from my beer.
   
• How do you spell "artistic differences"?
   
• What in God's name did you eat for supper?
   
• How many strings is this guitar supposed to have?
   
• What rhymes with "snot"?
   
• It's a glitch.
   
• We'll fix it in the mixdown.
   
• I guess we'll have to fade this one out too.
   
• Twelfth time is the charm.
   
• Pull my finger.
   
• Whose violin bow is this on the Marshall?
   
• What is that horrible noise?
   
• Could you write a suckier song?
   
• How many fingers am I holding up?
   
• Lets pick it up from where it started to really blow.
   
• You're singing this like a choir of angels…. Hell's Angels.
   
• Maybe he'll forget that we're supposed to record tonight.
   
• Who wrote this sh*t?
   
• Hey Stravinsky, the song ended a while ago.
   
• What is he hitting those drums with?
   
• Is this song called "60 Cycle Hum"?
   
• I want it to sound just like the demo.
   
• I said play it "Beatle-y" not "feeble-y" !
   
• Okay showoff- which end is the mouthpiece on?
   
• Can I get less of you in my headphones?
   
• Is it me or is this song starting to sound a lot like "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
   
• Woops! That was my fault again.
   
• What song are YOU playing?